You can tell its Spring.

I've got DV clients coming out of my ears, crazy men kidnapping their children and nuts creeping out of the woodwork.

What in the hell you ask does this have to do with writing?

I write the same way I read...to escape. That's why I like fluff fiction. I've never had the inclination to write the great American Novel. I just want to have some fun. I know there are monsters in the world, I see what they do almost every day.

When I try to freaking relax I just prefer my monsters have tentacles.